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Beards vs Mullets Hand Towel

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Beards vs Mullets Hand TowelBeards are Cool, Mullets are Not A PSA for Your Bathroom Tired of passive aggressive arguments about the right way to hang toilet paper? Let this towel do the talking loudly and hilariously. Featuring the timeless wisdom: Beards are cool (TP over), mullets are not (TP under) because we all know which one belongs on your face and which one belongs in the past. This design is available on your choice of high quality white cotton towels: Flour Sack 28" x

Beards are Cool, Mullets are Not — A PSA for Your Bathroom

Tired of passive-aggressive arguments about the right way to hang toilet paper? Let this towel do the talking — loudly and hilariously. Featuring the timeless wisdom: Beards are cool (TP over), mullets are not (TP under) — because we all know which one belongs on your face and which one belongs... in the past.

This design is available on your choice of high-quality white cotton towels:
• Flour Sack — 28" x 29":Light, airy, and ready to keep your bathroom classy
• Waffle/Dobby Weave — 15" x 26":Textured, compact, and packs a punch of sass
• Terrycloth — 16" x 30":Soft, sturdy, and boldly opinionated

A few things to know:
• Other towel colors may be available upon request.
• Sizes are approximate and might vary (towels like to keep it casual).
• Wash before use to maximize fluff and fabulousness.
• Thread is polyester and bleach-friendly — your design stays loud and proud.
• Each piece is handmade to order, so no two towels (or toilet paper opinions) are exactly alike.
• Customization beyond towel type or thread color may incur an extra fee.

Let your bathroom decor make the statement you’ve been dying to scream: toilet paper goes over. Always.

Want more brutally honest bathroom truth bombs? Follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook and stock up before the TP runs out.

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Amanda
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 4
Cute but could use some pockets
Special Size: 6" Inseam Contrast Trim without Pockets, Size: Small, Color: Navy/White
Obsessed with these shorts. They are so cute and comfy. They fit true to size and I love that there is a matching top you can buy separately. I feel like the material is pretty thick and I don't have to worry about it being see through. My only complaint is that there are no pockets.
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Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect workout shorts!
Special Size: 5" Inseam without Pockets, Size: Medium, Color: Black
Very comfortable and soft material. Great price! Perfect for workouts! Doesn't ride up or have constant pulling on them!
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anpsmom2
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice fabric
Special Size: 7" Inseam with Pockets, Size: X-Large, Color: Taupe
These are well made. The fabric is perfect! Not thin. I was disappointed that I ordered a size that was too large. I had to return. I need to get updated body measurements before reordering.
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Stefan
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Buy buy buy!!!!
Special Size: 7" Inseam with Pockets, Size: Large, Color: Taupe
Fantastic! I got These a while back k in another color and needed another pair. I got the green, can you say wow! This color is beautiful and bright! They are as comfortable as my other ones! Worth every dime!
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Aubrey
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
My favorite pair
Special Size: 7" Inseam with Pockets, Size: Large, Color: Black
The most comfortable pair of shorts I own. Material is soft, pockets are the perfect size.
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